I’ve seen same Sunglasses Hut commercial like 5 times today. I am never shopping there.
Highlights
- Stayed up until 2 AM again, this time I was trying to catch up on Adventure Time
Then I spent $17 at Harris Teeter
Between the two trips I still don’t have anything to make a full meal
- Briefly met with my other sister Liz who told me this blog “isn’t as funny as [I think] it is.”
- I was going to give a tour/review of my gym’s “relaxation center” today but it turns out I need to talk to people to use it. Expect a review on Monday when I have more time to dick around.
Price is Right-cap
I really need to write these right after watching Price is Right instead of 12 hours later when I write the rest of the blog. I’ve forgotten most of what happened, but I know I was furious about how bad everyone was at playing the games. Where are all the stoned nerds and shut-ins who memorized the prices before coming on the show?
Also, yet again Price is Right picked a friend of a bride there for a bachelorette party and offered a great couples gift. Is this how the producers get off?
Best Moment: No Amber this week.
Worst Moment: The woman who won the Showcase Showdown was under by over $15,000.
By the Numbers
Sobriety: 6/10. I had a shower beer after the gym then 3 more with/after dinner.
Healthy Eating: 6/10. All I had today was a sausage and peppers sandwich for dinner. Also I’m constantly being taunted by the string cheese I impulse bought.
- Daily string cheese count: 2 pieces (I wrote this before eating my second string cheese to give myself the freedom to have another).
Sanity: 8/10. I went outside and interacted with people today.
True Love: -1/10. A stranger told me that nobody will ever love me.
It is funny though!
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I think it’s funny, too. But also weirdly reminiscent of something. Are you channeling your early childhood? And lots of people love you.
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Au contraire, Liz. I’m bookmarking this blog.
My activity suggestion? Find the book “Fold A Banana” and do every single thing in it.
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