Day 33: Exercise Boy

I stupidly went for a run in the 90+ degree weather. I did just under 3 miles, which I feel justified not doing anything else today. 


  • My friend Shreya texted me around midnight to tell me she hates me and I’m a “white asshole.” I mean she’s not wrong, if maybe a little rude. 
  • I stayed up until 2 AM watching The Big Short. I feel like what makes that movie so good is how unwatchably shitty the first 30 minutes are. I’m very proud of myself for not turning it off after the Margot Robbie scene.
  • I slept until noon.
  • These boxer briefs I bought have been a real game-changer for my sitting around without clothes on. 

By the Numbers 

Sobriety: 5/10. I had some post-run beers. 

Healthy Eating: 3/10. Despite having a fridge full of lasagna and fruit I only ate crap today. 

Sanity: 7/10. It slowly dawned on me as I was walking around that strangers probably DO hate me, but who cares what they think. Progress!

True Love: 0/10. Baby don’t hurt me. 

Steps: 7,998

Job Applied for: 0


2 thoughts on “Day 33: Exercise Boy”

  1. I feel like maybe you should have also mentioned the part where I told you I found your soulmate & that white asshole is a term of endearment and I don’t actually hate you? Or not, this works too.


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