I think I fixed my sleep schedule. All it took was several days of drinking and travel to knock me out for 13 hours.
- At Atlas, an old man kept telling me “you’re doing a great job, young man!” every time I brought him a beer. Later in the night he started exhibiting signs of dementia.
By the Numbers
Sobriety: 5/10. I only had a taster of beer at work, but I’m pretty sure my blood is still full of alcohol.
Healthy Eating: -10/10. I ate the rest of the Boo Berry.
True Love: 0/10