I didn’t so much forget this post as I didn’t do shit worth writing about.
Highlights!
- I got caught up on Fresh Off The Boat and there were several perfect jokes about Ray Wise’s character loving Jingle All The Way. I feel like Ray Wise has cornered the market on the unhinged guy who is just too sweet to be considered a threat role. I’m very excited for him to show up in the Twin Peaks re-boot.
By the Numbers
Sobriety: 8/10. My sister Katie made me go to the WABA holiday party and kept shouting “drink!” at me if I didn’t have a beer.
Healthy Eating: 3/10. I didn’t bake myself a bunch of cookies, plus I had two separate meals. I’d call it a win.
Sanity: 10/10. I was mostly just sleepy.
True Love: 0/10. Never!
Steps: 5,718
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