Let’s just go ahead and expect these posts in the afternoon now. Save everyone some stress.
Highlights!
- John Denver and The Muppets: A Christmas Together is up on YouTube. It definitely doesn’t hold up, but that just makes it all the more amazing. The songs are a mix of Christmas standards and weird fucking shit, and the end features an all puppet Nativity Play that is horrific at best. You should all watch it.
- I actually got to go to trivia with my friends instead of having to work. It’s was pretty fun, but we were overly cautious with our wagering and came in second by 1 point.
By the Numbers
Sobriety: 7/10. They had hot cider with bourbon at trivia.
Healthy Eating: 2/10. All I ate were some french fries and two meatball subs.
Sanity: 8/10. I went to REI to look at backpacks, but was too anxious to actually ask anyone for help.
True Love: 0/10. One day I’ll find a girl who wants to talk about obscure Muppet shit.
Steps: 8,336
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